"This flight travels direct from Shannon to Glasgow. The 737 is equipped with state of the art safety features. Please familiarise yourselves with the emergency information on the back of the chair in front of you. We will now demonstrate them for your convenience."
Only Ed will understand number 2 below.
Warning: Though detournement makes boring flights more interesting, giggling while staring at emergency instructions may elicit undesirable attention from fellow passengers.
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Warning: Though detournement makes boring flights more interesting, giggling while staring at emergency instructions may elicit undesirable attention from fellow passengers.
Or software developers in neighbouring cubicles, for that matter. You've outdone yourself on this one, Robin.
For making what's been a soul-destroying day 1% happier, I hereby pledge a pint of Guinness, to be redeemed when I finally get over there.
-- p
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