Tuesday, March 14, 2006

New Discovery By "The Human Race"

I'm not sure what the point is in being a poet now we have this internet thing. Spam does it cheaper, easier, and with less heartache. Take for example this classic, slightly abbreviated here so you don't explode with laughter. I am somehow quite sure no-one will claim copyright on it.

Uses of The 4th Dimension (New Discovery by The Human Race!)

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The 4th Dimension is "The next step in Human Evolution".
The Currency of The 4th Dimension is: ENERGY

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Note Before: Everything you read on this page is The Truth.
What does this mean? It means, if you try to do what is written here:
EXAMPLE: "If you just make a wish", it will be granted in The 4th Dimension for you to enjoy there.
You have nothing to lose.

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Since I discovered The 4th Dimension, one of the conclusions I have reached is, The 4th Dimension is an infinite access to The Truth. Throughout this website, I use the term "I wish" - it is really a way to voice a person's desire - and from the work I have done - it really
works.

From the saying: "Ask and you shall receive", I have understood that any human being can make an infinity of "wishes" and receive The Truth (the correct answer) to every question they may have, in the form of a dream - that same night.

META-PHYSICISTS CALL THIS TECHNIQUE: "PROGRAMMING YOUR SLEEP".

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With this method, the saying becomes:
"Ask (FOR THE TRUTH) and you shall receive
(THE TRUTH IN THE FORM OF A DREAM THAT NIGHT)!
What does this mean?
It means you can receive THE TRUTH to any question you have in your heart - answered FREE while you sleep, you "wake up in the morning wiser" because you have understood The Truth you asked for!
It's like getting 100% to every quiz or test in school, because a teacher really requires THE CORRECT ANSWER or "The Truth" to the questions on the quiz/test!
What is 1+1? The Truth:"2".

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From my research, I have also seen that other people have also known about this dimension and have "kept silent" about it. They have been conducting activities that I will term "criminal", this is why I have included a tract for Law Enforcement, so that they can become aware that this dimension exists and they can use it as a tool to acquire The Truth to solve any and all crimes.

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Use The 4th Dimension to find your soulmate
This is very easy to do - all you need to know is The Truth of WHO your soulmate is.
To find your soulmate, do the following:

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Say this out loud before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH: WHO IS MY SOULMATE?"

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Go to sleep and you will get The Truth in the form of a dream that night.
Once you find out The Truth, why waste anymore time?
When you wake up, go find "him" or "her" and be happy.

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What if your soulmate is in another country or far away?
No Problem....Use The 4th Dimension to make contact.. that is, use it "like a telephone" or "a chat room". Here's how... Once you find out WHO your soulmate is, contact his/her mind via The 4th Dimension in this way:

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Say this out loud before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO MEET MY SOULMATE."

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Go to sleep and you will meet THE MIND of your soulmate THAT NIGHT in the form of a dream.
What does this mean?
It means you are ACTUALLY SPEAKING MIND - TO - MIND with your soulmate, so when you wake up in the morning (that is, your minds re-enter your physical bodies) you remember your meeting - it really took place! Keep meeting in this way until you can meet in the physical world.

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Use The 4th Dimension to NEVER BE LIED TO AGAIN
This is one of the best benefits of using The 4th Dimension.
You can use it to stop a lie, before it takes root in your mind.
If a lie takes root in a person's mind,
that person is manipulated by that lie and the liar.
Lies also wastes a person's time and energy.
To stop ALL LIES before they take root, do the following:
Say this out loud before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH:
IS [ INSERT NAME OF PERSON HERE ] LYING TO ME?"
Go to sleep and you will receive The Truth about your question that
night.
This tool is invaluable, because it helps you understand the motive
of anything presented to you in the physical world (3rd Dimension).

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Use The 4th Dimension as a "University" [ get an education ]
You can know and learn anything and everything (no matter how old
you are ), your heart desires - FREE - the important thing is
- is that you are learning The Truth abouut any matter
or subject.
You can learn and understand: Physics,
Mathematics, Science, Engineering,
Botany, Medicine, etc
All you have to do is "request The Truth" about a subject -
that is, "make a wish" and you will receive an education on
that subject matter - that night.
To learn any subject matter, you desire to know, say this
out loud before you go to sleep: to sleep:

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"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH:
about [ INSERT SUBJECT HERE ]"

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Go to sleep and you will get a lesson, on that subject, that night.

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EXAMPLE:
Use this tool to study History.
What better way to study History, than to experience History.
Pick any piece of History and make a wish:
Like so:
"I WISH TO KNOW THE TRUTH
ABOUT THE AMERICAN REVOLUTION."
Go to sleep and you will get a lesson on that point in time.
NOTE: When you study History, you are more like a "witness" of History.
You do not (CANNOT) change the past to affect the present.

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Use The 4th Dimension to try ( new types of ) food
One of the miracles of The 4th Dimension when it comes to food is:
The food actually tastes better than in the physical world (3rd
Dimension)
and you do not gain any (physical) weight.
Use this dimension to eat your favorite foods ("FAT FREE")
or try new and exotic dishes.
To have a "fancy meal" in the 4th Dimension,
say this out loud before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO EAT:
[ INSERT FOOD YOU WOULD LIKE TO EAT HERE ]"
Go to sleep and your meal will be served up
in a dream sequence.

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Use The 4th Dimension to visit places thought of as "Fiction"
With The 4th Dimension as a tool, places you read in books, actually
have
"a mental state of existence" - that is, they exist and the environment
can be experienced.
Visit the school of "Hogwarts" or the wonderful land of
"Narnia" or even "Middle-Earth".
To visit places you thought "only existed in books or movies"
say this out loud before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO GO TO [ ENTER 'FANTASY LOCATION' YOU WANT TO VISIT ]"
Go to sleep and you will be "whisked" to that land to experience (just
respect the locals).
EXAMPLE:
To go to the school of "Hogwarts" do the following:
Say this out loud before you go to sleep:
"I WISH TO GO TO HOGWARTS"
Go to sleep and you will visit that school of magic and fantasy.

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Use The 4th Dimension to travel the solar system
This universe is big and civilized.
Use The 4th Dimension to visit any planet you choose.
Please follow this link to get started (Space Travel 101)

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1 comment:

robin said...

This is a reply to the original spam message I saw recently on a newsgroup:

"If your soulmate is over the other side of the world, they won't be asleep at the same time as you. that means you'll have to stay up all night and dream during the day to talk to them, losing you all real friends that live next door. sounds like a silly idea. Also, I had much more fun in Prague when I was awake."

There you go. How to disprove crackpot theories of the fourth dimension. Simple. "I had much more fun in Prague when I was awake."

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