Time for a little levity, so I went back into my files (thousands of unpublished articles) and discovered this... have fun adding your own terms!
Dictionary of Musical Terms
a cappella: smoke break for the accompaniment
a niente: future income forecast for students of composition
adagietto: fairly slowly but not that slowly, come on now, a little faster, do you think we have all day?
anacrusis: a pickup or four-wheel drive that announces the arrival of the main event or alpha male
antiphonal: concert hall policy that forbids mobiles
con brio: music for art gallery openings, to be served with sparkling water
cabaletta: attention-seeking operatic device designed to elicit applause
cadenza: as cabaletta but for instrumentalists
canon: a large calibre gun that uses explosive propellants to launch a projectile
cantabile: for instrumental music, a singing style; for vocal music, a paradox
col legno: the violinist's desire to play percussion
col pugno: the pianist's desire to be a boxer
coloratura: the fake tan of the musical world
con fantasia: music for animated characters
da capo: rehearsal notation
decelerando: pace of composition encountered in later years
devoto: howard
diminuendo: how much I make now per session, compared to how much I made a decade ago
doit: see "nike"
drone: bass note or chord performed in flight, usually by remote control
encore: returning to the stage to perform a piece previously unannounced, hence avoiding royalty payments
fermata: playing a note for as long as anyone can bear it
flat: symbol that lowers the pitch of a note by an arbitrary amount
fortissimo: loud enough to distract those chatting in the galleries
fortississimo: loud enough to result in partial deafness by age 32
fresco: music performed outside, often with salad
glissando: a continuous slide from one pitch to another; see "flat"
lacrimoso: sad music
lamentando: unbearably sad music
lamentoso: really, what is it with all this terribly sad music?
legato: to connect smoothly, one brick to another, in order to make a dinosaur or other figure from interlocking plastic
lontano: to play from backstage
medley: piece composed from parts of existing pieces, in order to please everybody and nobody
melisma: see "flat"
modesto: playing fully clothed
nike: just doit
overture: the only section you need to hear in order to claim knowledge of an over-long piece
pastorale: peaceful, simple, unchallenging music designed for season ticket holders
pianissimo: played very gently, so as not to disturb those at the bar
poco a poco: are we there yet?
prima volta: 230V in Europe, 120V in North America
reprise: repetition of a phrase for those at the back
scordatura: standardised detuning
segue: smooth movement between sections on a two-wheeled, self-balancing personal transporter
subito: a table top game simulating association football
syncopation: hearing a note slightly before or after you play it
tempo comodo: the comfortable pace of the lumbering land lizard
vivace: lively, up-tempo, a hit at parties
vivacissimo: very lively and far too popular at parties
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