Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Funny Things Number Six

OK, this is the last (for now) of my hilarious website lists. I'm all caught up on links I've been collecting for more than five years. I'm also all out of Woody Allen quotes. But be sure there will be further strangeness in the weeks to come.

The "bone-eating snot-flower" likely won't become an item of international cuisine. Then again, they renamed "sea slug" to "sea cucumber" in order to sucker in the punters. Go!

The Belgium Job. Go!

The controversy surrounding dihydrogen monoxide. Geek humour. Go!

"The text you are about to read may be too strong for your brain." On the other hand, you may be sane, and well able to distinguish films from reality. It's a bummer really. But at least everyone has access to the web. Yippee! Go!

Royal College of Surgeons says "Operations should be carried out so that does not happen." "This" being having your stomach fall out. For once I agree with the medico-boffins. Go!

"Snakes understand a lot; it's just hard for a tube to express itself." This site will destroy your stomach muscles. And your brain. And other organs. Come to think of it, you had really rather skip to the next link. Go!

The man was carrying an inflatable sheep when he met his victim. Go!

I misread this as "brain death", which is admittedly funnier. Go!

(Also, click on the third "see also" link to find out just how popular this particular pet is. See, that's him again!)

By the director of "Rumpus at Wu Tai Shan" Go!

You won't get this one unless you search the page for "i live less". Go!


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